you have been exposed to a live stink environment.
this site has an odor. the odor is load-bearing.
by continuing you accept that your nostrils are your own property.
AMBIENT SMELLRISING
SOUND: ON BY DEFAULT · CAN BE MUTED IN THE HUD · NO COINS WERE HARMED
SUPER SKUNK
THE MEMECOIN THAT SMELLS.
one (1) skunk. one (1) real weed stock. one (1) liquidity pool that has never been audited and never will be.
▼ the smell continues
NO UTILITY BEYOND ITS SMELL ● HOLD THE SMELL, EARN THE HARVEST ● $SUPERSKUNK ● STINK IS A FEATURE ● NO UTILITY BEYOND ITS SMELL ● HOLD THE SMELL, EARN THE HARVEST ● $SUPERSKUNK ● STINK IS A FEATURE ●
01THE SITUATION
These mechanics are real. That’s the joke.
The skunk is born on pump.fun. Every sniffer gets the same curve.
There is no exit plan because there is no door. (there is a door. it is this one.)
NAMESUPERSKUNK
TICKER$SUPERSKUNK
CHAINSOLANA
BORN ONpump.fun
CATODO
PAIRED WITHa real weed stock (below)
EXIT PLANnever
TEAM ALLOCATIONone (1) lighter
SNIFFERS ONLINE2 — you and the skunk
SNELLOUT (sic)100% organic stink
fig. 1: the skunk, contemplating its next move
02THE PAIRING
Hold SUPERSKUNK. earn WEED STOCK.
the skunk is paired with a real, publicly traded weed company. you hold the smell,
the smell accrues the harvest. pick your poison — the skunk has opinions about all of them.
$TLRY
—
fetching from the outside world…
LIVE TICKERONCHAIN: THE SKUNK IS COOKING IT
EARN RATE — (pending the skunk’s lawyers)THE SKUNK DOES NOT TRADE. THE SKUNK ACCUMULATES.
THE POOL SKUNK / TLRY TVL: $0.00 · HONEST
SPOT—
POOL FEE0.3% OF THE SMELL
IMPERMANENT LOSSPERMANENT
SLIPPAGEYOU WILL SLIP
LOCKTHE DOOR IS SHUT
ORACLESECTION 06
pairing is conceptual. the stock price is real and live. neither is financial advice, a security, an offer, or a good idea. the skunk has never once asked you to buy anything.
fig. 2: the pool. 50% smell, 50% agriculture, 100% unaudited.
03THE CHART
The price line is the cloud.
y-axis denominated in sniffs, as is standard. the line only knows
one direction because stink only knows one direction.
fig. 3: the stink, plotted. conservation of smell holds: supply unchanged, nostrils everywhere.
04PROOF OF STINK
You are mining right now. You cannot stop it.
every second you spend in the smell mines $SKUNK. so does every spray, every gassing,
and (obviously) hotbox mode. your balance is stored in your own browser, which is the most decentralised
place we could think of.
YOUR BALANCE · PROOF-OF-STINK
0.000
$SKUNK
MINING AT 1.00 SKUNK / SEC
0
PIXELS SCROLLED
the stink, in units
6.66
STINK INDEX
unscientific
0
SNIFFS LOGGED
we counted
0
SPRAYS FIRED
see section 05
0s
TIME IN THE ROOM
air quality: no
100%
YOUR REMAINING PATIENCE
the skunk does not care
all numbers are live. none of them will stop. the balance is worth exactly nothing, which is a kind of stability.
05THE SPRAY
Hold the button. Get gassed.
click the skunk = one spray. double-click anywhere or press S = also a spray.
0%
PERSONAL BEST: 0%
hold it and the room fills. release and you regret it. (space bar works too)
GASSED: 0 · the skunk keeps a record
fig. 4: the skunk, mid-spray. do not be this skunk’s neighbor.
06THE ORACLE
Ask the skunk. It has been thinking.
the skunk has no information, no edge, and no license. it does, however, have a position and a great deal of confidence.
press the button. the skunk is loading a thought.
CONSULTATIONS: 0
fig. 5: the oracle. accuracy has never been measured and never will be.
07THE MEME KIT
Take the smell home.
eight (8) stickers. zero (0) refunds. click any to download the full-size original.
all 8 are the real character — 4 originals + 4 gassed/trippy remixes. downloads are full-resolution PNG/JPG.